縁側連動:Cのうた。

元ネタはここ↓
http://www.netspace.org/~dmacks/internet-songbook/write-in-c.html

By: Kriston J. Rehberg
Original: "Let It Be" (Beatles)
When I find my code in tons of touble, Friends and colleages come to me, Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."


As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."


Write in C, write in C, Write in C, oh, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried, Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics! Write in C.


If you've just spent nearly 30 hours.
Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C, Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC. Write in C.

Write in C, write in C, Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it. Write in C.

{
guitar solo
}

Write in C, write in C, Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL. Write in C.

And when the screen is fuzzy, And the editor is bugging me.
I'm sick of ones and zeros, Write in C.


A thousand people sware that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE, Write in C.


Write in C, write in C, Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is '80s, Write in C.

Write in C, write in C, Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA, Write in C.

超意訳*1

大量バグを作ったとき、みんなが寄ってきて、良いことを教えてくれた。
Write in C.


プロジェクトを早く片づけたり、全てのバグを潰したくない?
誰かがそっとささやく。
Write in C.


Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C.


ロゴなんてとっくに滅んだ、Write in C.


科学計算するのに昔、FORTRANを良く使った。
グラフィックスに挑むなら、Write in C.


アセンブラに潜んでるバグに、30時間悩むなら、
幸せになれますよ?Write in C.


Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C.


BASIC使いは負け犬。Write in C.
(Basic is not answerという、説もあり。この場合は、BASICは答えじゃない)


Write in C, Write in C Write in C, oh, Write in C.


Pascalじゃ全てはできない。Write in C.


※ギターソロ


Write in C, write in C, Write in C, yeah, write in C.


COBOLのことは言わないで。Write in C.


狭い画面とエディタを使い、COBOLデバッグする自分と、
ZEROの群れにはうんざりだ。Write in C.


万人うけするTurbo Pascal、(ver)7(セブン)はとてもすばらしい。
(でも)プロシージャ(PROCEDURE)だけは、なじめない。Write in C.


Write in C, write in C,Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1は過去のもの。Write in C.


Write in C, write in C,Write in C, yeah, write in C.
政府はADAを愛してる。Write in C.

今となっては、Write in C(Cで書け)とは、あまり言えないですが…。(^^;

*1:間違っているかも…